Greetings friends, fans, and stalkers.

It has been an extremely long time since this site has resulted in anything other than a mundane existence, prompting phone calls every year from overly-enthuisiastic Godaddy employees presenting me with the latest, dazzling web-hosting plans.

Recently, a refreshingly new employment opportunity was offered to me and I accepted it. The acquisition of said opportunity resulted in the discovery of a few relics long since lost in the monotony that was my life. Free time, motivation, and desire showed up at my door with a growler of Workhorse IPA and some ideas.

The joyous re-discovery of these unexpected visitors have spawned intent, and with that intent I plan on providing you the viewer with an aesthetically pleasing journey into my life, interests, puzzling inquisitions, phenomena, and photographic oppurtunities. As these provisions progress, you should see this site and any subsequent features, take on a wonderfully-delicious and collective whole.

Currently, you will find a plethora of error pages that have a big, scary bear letting you know what's up. And by this, I do not mean a large, hairy, gay man.

Until next time, your host.